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Things you do after you get your heart broken

I forgot how fiction works and also how television production works

I wanna be on whatever planet my virtual boxing instructor is on

My thrill is going #2 in my roommate's bathroom

This Backstreet Boys Song from 2005 is Good:

Look at this Glossier of Sex Toys

*extremely MTV Cribs voice* Welcome to my inbox

List of Shows and Movies I Fell Asleep Watching While High